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Summah Startup

from Summahtology by Howard Kremer

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Don’t get involved with...
a Summah Startup!
That’s an investment...
you don’t want no part of!
Shouldn’t start a biz...
When it’s hot out!
That’s a sinking ship...
Better hop out!

You LegalZoom the paperwork, you get an LLC
You find a location and sign a commercial lease
You don’t buy a bathing suit or any Summah things
You start to do interviews and hire employees

Just because you ignore
The science behind Summah’s laws
Doesn’t mean it don’t exist
You’ll find out the hard way bitch

Don’t get involved with...
a Summah Startup!
That’s an investment...
you don’t want no part of!
Shouldn’t start a biz...
When it’s hot out!
That’s a sinking ship...
Better hop out!

You fear that the business will stall in your absence
You push harder and harder as the fatigue sets in
You don’t take no time off for Fourth of July weekend
And so then you keep going further and further off the deep-end

You thought Summah Law was crud
You could’ve obeyed it but
You wasted your whole July
Pale-skinned but your brain is fried

99% of all Summah Startups fail in their first month
The majority of Summah Startups end in disaster
Most experts agree a business should be launched after Summah ends
And sold before the next one begins…

You wanna Have a Summah but it’s too late isn’t it?
You lock up your doors and you go out of business
You sell off all your inventory and your equipment
Declare bankruptcy, file Chapter 11

Labor Day comes, your startup has bombed
You’re at home watching telethons
Wishing they’d raise funds for you to live on
Summah is over, it’s come and gone

Don’t get involved with...
a Summah Startup!
That’s an investment...
you don’t want no part of!
Shouldn’t start a biz...
When it’s hot out!
That’s a sinking ship...
Better hop out!

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from Summahtology, released July 31, 2015

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