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Slideboarding

from Summahtology by Howard Kremer

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I’m sliding down a water slide with flashing lights inside it
What a crazy ride!

There’s never been anything like it
Water slide/video game hybrid
Score points while you ride it
Oh my god I’m so excited!

I want to slideboard
I want to slideboard
I don’t want to ever stop
I’m heading back up to the top!

I’m riding down the slide
And now I'm going through the turn
And now I see a light ahead
And it is blue

I wait til I’m under it
Then I hit the button
And I score some points
Alright! Woo-hoo!

I want to slideboard
I want to slideboard
I don’t want to ever stop
I’m heading back up to the top!

I’m flying down the slide
And I am racking up the points
I’m nailing colors yellow, green, and red

Round the corner
In the homestretch now
I spot the plunge pool *gurgle* up ahead!

The game gets more difficult as my score improves
I level up to harder gameplay each trip down the tube
It’s an arcade game that you can ride
Like guitar hero shoved in a water slide!

I’m button mashing
And I’m water splashing
Hitting hair-pin turns
With LED screens flashing!

I want to slideboard
I want to slideboard
I don’t want to ever stop
I don’t want to ever stop

I want to slideboard
I want to slideboard
I don’t want to ever stop
I’m heading back up to the top!

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from Summahtology, released July 31, 2015

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