Heading Inland

from Summahtology by Howard Kremer

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Heading inland, not a good feeling
Not appealing to my pain threshold ceiling
I jones for the ocean. I fiend for the seaweed
Turn this thing around and point it at the beach please!

No! I don’t want to go
Further down the road that takes me further from the show
I wanna hit reverse, and do a 180
I wanna head back to Mother Ocean, she’s my lady

But I gotta do this shit so I can’t
I even had to put on government pants
I gotta bad feeling about this one
I should be swimming in the sea under the sun!

Heading inland, it feels like a trap, man
Fish did it back in the day, look what happened
They turned into rats, then chimps, now humans
We’re fish out of water, in the water we look stupid

No! The further I go
From poseidon the more treacherous the ride is
Yeah I wanna pull the brake and come to a halt
I want to point the nose of this thing to the sea salt

My body is starting to ache
I’m getting painful migraines
My eyes can’t focus, I can’t breathe
I’m a fiend and I need the ocean breeze

(The air is unhealthy! I can’t use the coast as a compass! The birds are wrong! I can’t feel sea level! The people are land locked! I don’t enjoy smelling! I’m way off course! TAKE ME BACK TO THE SEA!)

Heading inland made us grow body hair
Ruined the look of our beautiful body scales
We lost our flippers and our gills and our sonar
From our origins we’ve strayed so far

Sharks laugh at me and you
They think it’s funny what we’ve come to
Crabs crack up, halibut howl
Like what a grey wolf sees a chihuahua (chiwhowl??)

We left the sea and our skills to survive there
But deep inside we feel so alive there
We don’t know what the hell we’re doing
Going back to the sea is the solution

But I’m

Heading Inland
Heading Inland
Heading Inland
Heading Inland
Not a good feeling!

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from Summahtology, released July 31, 2015

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