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Summahtology

from Summahtology by Howard Kremer

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Summahtology it’s coming your way!
Summahtology it’s here to stay!
Sun and fun is what it’s all about!
Once you’re in you will never want out!

Back in the summah of 2009
A man was stressed out and losing his mind
He had a debate raging in his head
Go to the beach or the office instead

Then it struck him like a lightning bolt
He heard three words that never get old

Have a Summah. Have a SUMMAH! HAVE a SUMMAH! HAVE A SUMMAH!!

Summahtology it’s so great!
Summahtology there’s no escape!
Sun and fun is what it’s all about!
Once you’re in you will never get out!

He spoke in taverns and in private homes
And in auditoriums on microphones
He spoke of Summah, he did his best
He printed T-shirts and started a fest

Soon his movement began to swell
Now when he appears, all the people yell

Have a Summah. Have a SUMMAH! HAVE a SUMMAH! HAVE A SUMMAH!!

They called him crazy, they tried to silence!
(WINTAH WINTAH WINTAH WINTAH)
They criticized it, called it pseudoscience!
(WINTAH WINTAH WINTAH WINTAH)
They denied the might of the negative ions
(WINTAH WINTAH WINTAH WINTAH)
But they’ll be crying when we buy our own island!
(SUMMAH SUMMAH SUMMAH SUMMAH!)

(Stard Uke Solo)

From the farmland out to the pier
It’s time to get your butt in gear
If you’re weary, if you’re tired
If you’re searching for answers to life

Then go ahead, grab some SPF
Smother cocoa butter all over yourself and…

Have a Summah. Have a SUMMAH! HAVE a SUMMAH! HAVE A SUMMAH!!

Summahtology it’s coming your way! June!
Summahtology it’s here to stay! July!
Sun and fun is what it’s all about! Aug!
Once you’re in you will never want out! 2/3rds of September!

Summahtology it’s so great!
Summahtology there’s no escape!
Sun and fun is what it’s all about!
Once you’re in you will never get out!

(Howard preaching)

(Stard Uke)

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from Summahtology, released July 31, 2015

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