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Pelican Squelch

from Summahtology by Howard Kremer

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lyrics

Tanning oil is so greasy
When I put that stuff on I feel like…(squelch squelch squelch)

The sand is so hot
It burns my feet as soon I touch it it’s like...(squelch squelch squelch)

You go in the water
and you immediately get stung by jellyfish there’s a...(squelch squelch squelch)

The undercurrent is so strong
it’s like a riptide, it tries to pull you out to the...(squelch squelch squelch)

The Sun is so hot
The glare is so bright
It’s practically trying to singe my...(squelch squelch squelch)

You’re wasting your breath
Talk something else
That yakking squawk sounds like pelican talk
Keep it to yourself
You need mental help
Shut up that yelp
Shove in some kelp

*stard guitar*

You have to go to the beach
and you gotta find parking and you gotta lug...(squelch squelch squelch)

Eww! The fish are slimy
What if one of them touches me... (squelch squelch squelch)

The boardwalk is so dangerous
You get a splinter on your foot and it hurts...(squelch squelch squelch)

The amusement park is so crowded
The lines for the rides are too...(squelch squelch squelch)

Camping sucks
There’s insect bites
There’s animals and...(squelch squelch squelch)

Sunburn?!
You gotta walk around begging people to smother Aloe Vera on you...(squelch squelch squelch)

You’re wasting your breath
Talk something else
That yakking squawk sounds like pelican talk
Keep it to yourself
You need mental help
Shut up that yelp
Shove in some kelp

*stard guitar*

Summah is lame
I wish it was over, I can’t stand this any...(squelch squelch squelch)

I can’t wait for school to start
I got my backpack and my notebook and my pen...(squelch squelch squelch)

I got work to do!
I wanna get back to my office, where it’s air-...(squelch squelch squelch)

I wanna be done!
This season sucks!
I’m going inside, call me when...(squelch squelch squelch)

You’re wasting your breath
Talk something else
That yakking squawk sounds like pelican talk
Keep it to yourself
You need mental help
Shut up that yelp
Shove in some kelp

*stard guitar*

(squelch)

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from Summahtology, released July 31, 2015

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